internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

echat:

sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore

vale-decem-fowl:

ididjustsaveyourlife:

perchyjackson:

zarryforeverandever:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

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I see this:

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NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

AMEN MOTHERFUCKERS

THANK

One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”

(Source: brookeeverdeen)