I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”