6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood)

yerawhovianharry:

if you ever see a really white concealer and think “who’s pale enough to wear this lol” chances are i can wear that concealer

notkatniss:

Real talk: how do we get Perez Hilton in a medically induced coma